Let me tell you a story about playing with my kitty, as I just told it to Mommy.
"Mew-mew, mew mew mew mew. (Clap, laugh) MEOW! Mew, mew mew mew mew. Yep. Mew mew. Mew, mew, mew mew, mew, mew, mew. Oh, no! Mew, mew, meow. Mew-mew? Mew-mew, Mew-mew!"
Would you like to hear more? I can tell the longer version.
[Editor's note: I believe this translates roughly, "The kitty was on my bed. I was petting her. Then I hit her. Then she ran away. I chased her, but she got away. Now she's hiding somewhere. Do you know where the kitty is? Kitty, where are you?]