Chapter 1
On Trick Racing I missed the red bar (they don't let you miss the red bar, but they let you miss the other bars) and I was racing Dad's profile on Crystal Cup Nebula on Super Excite. And I got sent to my room by Mom because I got a fit about missing the red bar. Do you know why Trick Racing got a time out? Because I kicked Mom and hitted Mom. The end. That's a true story.
Chapter 2
After I rested in my room for a little bit, I apologized to Mom for kicking and hitting her. Then I slept to when the big hand got to the eleven and then I could get up. I was awake in my bed for a long time and then I goed to sleep. And then the big hand goed really fast to the eleven!
Chapter 3
The big hand got to the eleven and I got up. And I played with some things that I thought weren't very fun. And they were magnet car-building blocks. The end. All those chapters are true.