Fun with words

Mommy and I just had a long conversation about what to be for Halloween. I want to be a grey wolf and Eliana to be a grey wolf pup and Daddy to be a loon and Mommy to be a loon chick. But Mommy said Eliana already has a pumpkin costume, so we can dress up one of my stuffed animals as a wolf pup instead. And Mommy wanted to be a witch because she has a witches hat, but I am too scared of witches, so that wasn't okay with me. Mommy suggested a farmer to go with the pumpkin. But I said that wasn't scary enough. She has to be something scary that I'm not afraid of. She was wondering what that could possibly be. I suggested a big dog with big teeth. Then she suggested a bat. I thought that sounded like a great idea! So she asked if she could be a bat who wears a witches hat. But I said, "No!" Then I played a word game that I often like to play. "If you were bat who wore a witch's hat, do you know what you'd be?" Mommy said, "No, what?" "A bitch!" I like making funny sounding words!