Uh... Hmmm... I'm going to say about Easter... hmm... uh... I slept 'til the Easter bunny came. And the Easter bunny hid my Easter basket behind the curtains and guess what was with my Easter basket behind the curtains. Trick tracks! And I got candy. Hmmm... We went to Auntie Lynne's house to go on an Easter egg hunt. The Easter bunny came to Grandpa Ron and Grandma Barb's house and hid Easter eggs (fake ones) all over the yard and even in the backyard and even in the front yard. I found only three Easter eggs that had candy in them and I even found my Easter basket. Eliana's Easter basket was under the top of the grill [the grill cover] and I found my Easter basket under the high level of the dock in some leafs and other stuff. We went to another Easter egg hunt at Grandma Lanz's and Grandpa Lanz's house. And we had 3 Easter eggs hunts (Now they will think, "Huh? Who typed this funny 'eggs???'")
Darren got the tickets from the office - row 8!
We went to the Twins game last night. And we ate a big pretzel and we only had bites. And I got some ice cream like a shake. But it was not a shake. It was ice cream. And I used it to scoop it with a little spoon that Mom always liked [those little wooden sticks they call spoons]. The Twins played good but they lost... probably. [We left before the end of the game.] T.C. was very cool. He only was a costume. He rode around the baseball field inside a round building [the Metrodome] a four-wheeler.
Today after my long rest I got up and went outside with my Easter basket and with some eggs inside (they were just fake eggs) and I opened them and all of them that I opened were empty. And I put some candy inside. And I went outside to hide them so Mom and Eliana could find them.
And right now I think we heard the clothes washer buzzing. And I think it was done washing. And right now I got a basket with the foam things that were in the drier with the clothes all the time [drier sheets] and I got a basket with those drier sheets in the laundry bin. The end.
In case there is any doubt,
In case there is any doubt, William makes sure I type everything exactly the way he wants it, complete with the "umms" and "hmms." I put in a few editors notes when I think someone might not know what he's referring to. As you can see, he is perfectly aware of them as he incorporated the term "drier sheets" later. William would love to type his own blog entries, but dictation is time consuming enough at this point.